My daughter has chosen the Dark Side
Every time I encounter this video, I hit replay so many times it’s ridiculous.
This is fantastic.
all i do is sit around and eat and be sad im basically a more annoying version of a plant
Yoko Ono, 1977 (via bl-ossomed)
if you rip my headphones out of my ears ill rip your heart out of your chest
i literally have no idea what im gonna do if i dont end up rich
- boy: girl i wanna eat you so hard that your taste stays in my mouth until i die. lemme smash pls :3
- me: i have a boyfriend
- boy: i wasn't hitting on you GOD you're so self centered get OVER yourself come on you aren't even that cute bitch god damn